
- never work out and remain nice and plump and cuddly
- never do house work
- stop going to church
- give up all arts and crafts
- give up personal hygiene
- bounce her until my arms fell off
- wear my hair down every day for her pulling pleasure
- talk like Minny Mouse all the time
- never carry on a conversation with anyone
- never sit down
5 comments:
I hear ya. With 4 kids it's tiring sometimes. But you need to have that time for YOU. :) Very cute pic, btw.
Oh good gracious, I totally agree with all that.
sit down? as in SIT? Down?? What ever does that even mean????
I think you just defined motherhood!! I never understood why my mom didn't go do something outside of the house after we were all grown up. But now I realize she did, she got pedicures, massages, lunch dates, hair appts. etc. I can't wait!!!
Ha! I love the way you describe emotions and write April. You just summed up my life on a daily basis, good thing I don't give in to all those requests on most days! Bag ladies aren't so bad, right??
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