Why do people with large vehicles like to park next to me? I never have the space I need to load and unload my many children.
Why can I never remember people's names? I've tried all the tricks. I think there might be a synapse missing in my brain. Or two.
Why can I never open a cheese stick with one pull?
Why do people put stuffed animals in the back window of their car? It annoys me.
Why is it cute when my babies fart, but sick when my seven-year-old farts? At what age do farts stop being cute?
Why do all the weird people gather at the DMV?
Why do the days seem so long while the months fly by?
What can be done about this? Gel doesn't work.