Thursday, August 26, 2010

questions for the cosmos

Why do people with large vehicles like to park next to me? I never have the space I need to load and unload my many children.

Why can I never remember people's names?  I've tried all the tricks. I think there might be a synapse missing in my brain. Or two.

Why can I never open a cheese stick with one pull?

Why do people put stuffed animals in the back window of their car?  It annoys me.

Why is it cute when my babies fart, but sick when my seven-year-old farts? At what age do farts stop being cute?

Why do all the weird people gather at the DMV?

Why do the days seem so long while the months fly by?

What can be done about this? Gel doesn't work.

10 comments:

Jenny said...

I have the same problem with names... I can't figure out how to help with that one. As far as the baby fuzz goes... enjoy it! It's awesome!

Sharon said...

Here's another one...

Why do only a few hairs grow back so quickly a week after an armpit wax? Hee, hee....

Jill said...

I have one ... why does my good friend have to live so far away? And why do we only get to see each other a few times a year? :(

From the Kitchen said...

I only have a solution to the baby fuzz. You have to constantly kiss it-over and over and over!!

Best,
Bonnie

Elizabeth said...

The only answer I have is about your baby's hair and the answer is "nothing." My son had a greasy-looking combover when he was about that age and it eventually went away. Your babies are so beautiful and I like his little stand-up fuzz, anyway!

abode said...

Sounds gross but jello for the hair, yeah before it is in throw-able form.

Heather C Taylor said...

I have had many of those same thoughts...the DMV, peoples names, AND the stuffed animals in there cars-and windows of their homes for me. And I love Henry's hair! Its awesome!

PaperPumpkin said...

Oh boy, I have two dents on EACH side of my car! All four are from other people parking too close and then opening their door carelessly. I hate that. The baby fuzz has got to stay, though!!

Michelle Springer said...

Ha! Deep thoughts for sure! I too have noticed that there are a tremendous amount of freaks at the DMV. Rowan is two and a half and his farts still tickle me....I'll let you know when they start to become irritating ;)

xo
Mic

Shelley said...

My mother had the same dilema with my hair and Audrey had it when she was that age. It's going to be stick straight!