My Uggleboos came in the post. All the way from Sweden. Custom made to my specifications. I was inclined to go red, but I already own two pairs of red clogs. I do love me a pair red shoes. But this time the robin's egg blue was calling to me.
Alas, they are perfect.
They put a skip in my step and a twinkle in my eye.
So I was skipping and twinkling yesterday when I noticed that I had lost a blog reader.
At first I was like, what's one little reader? Who cares? Good riddance!
But then as I sat and peeled my cutie (have you noticed how good the cuties are this year? I mean I'm eating like ten a day which kind of gives me the toots but I like them too much to stop, and the babies don't ever care if I toot) I felt bugged and a little worried. What if I'm slipping? Have I gotten boring? Why would this person reject me this way?
Feeling peckish, and a little gassy, I slinked into my studio to do a little painting. Turns out I was also feeling a little Swedish.
I was trying to not think about this person out in the world who had decided to cut me out of their life, and I was thinking how ridiculous it was to take it personally. I mean, lots of people make bad decisions every day. It's not the end of the world.
And then something occurred to me.
Maybe they were in it for the giveaways. I used to do a lot more giveaways. Maybe that is why they subscribed in the first place. Shallow fool!
So out of spite I am doing a giveaway today. Yes, that's right. Out. Of. Spite.
Who wants a hand carved dala horse stamp?
Just leave a comment. That's all you have to do. I hate when I am sent on a wild goose chase just to enter a giveaway. I mean who wants to be responsible for marketing another persons stuff on all the social media sites? Poohey I say.
So just leave a comment. I'll pick a winner on Friday and pop this little guy in the mail to the lucky reader. Who is still a reader.
Just like that. Because I'm spiteful.