As usual, I should have just posted the pattern with the original post. Hope everyone that wanted it can find it here. I wish I could email it to everyone that asked, but it would take all day, and the boy wants to go to the pool.
Thanks everyone, for thinking my invention is as cool as I do. Us moms need a pat on the back every now and then!
Click on image and print out at full size. It should take up an entire sheet of computer paper.